I feel like a squeezed lemon: exhausted and despondent. The whole weekend I have been working on my part 0f the group research paper on FDI in Russia. I had to cover Political Climate section of our Risk Analysis study.
Last weekend I digged out tons of material on the internet on the topic. This week I had to sift through all that raw stuff and identify what particular aspects of Political Climate in Russia need to be emphasized. The problem is that the whole paper is required to be 10 pages. So between the five of us in the group we need to produce about two pages of text each, not counting illustrations and bibliography. I probably would need at least five pages to touch and lightly elaborate upon all the aspects of Russian Political Climate that I personally consider relevant for the paper. I ended up with just over three pages. At least the write up has enough extras for trimming if necessary
However the space constraints made me think what really needs to be included there. Of course, the easiest way would be to slam Putin for his strong-armed handling of opponents who happen to be business people. And the amendments to the Constiution in preparation of his comeback as president in 2012. And his constant references to the “Russia’s special/unique way” of governing, etc. I tried to keep my write up on the politics within the economic/business framework. It was not easy, but I mostly managed it. By the way, I found these well-written, very insightful books to be extremely helpful for understanding modern Russia and overall business and political climate there today:
I did not read them from cover to cover, but the portions I read and skimmed through were very convincing. Today, by the way, was our group’s internal deadline for submitting a draft version of everyone’s section. Seems like I am the only one who managed to meet the deadline. Even though my personal deadline that I had set for myself was last weekend, as I wanted to free myself from this assignment earlier, so I could spend more productive time on in-class topics in Global Perspectives, and Managerial Accounting. That’s what I am going to do after finishing this post.
Some people would argue that MBA students and MBA degree holders think to much of themselves.
It might as well be true, I don’t know for sure But I heard some time ago that one of the distinct human traits is being able to poke fun at yourself. It kinda stuck in my head, alas I don’t remember who is the author of this statement.
Nevertherless, my classes for the week are all attended. And since the finals are not in for another four weeks, I will just have enjoyable time doing my homework: solving problems on Managerial Accounting, writing up a case on Global Perspectives, reading textbooks and additional materials. That’s going to be fun. Actually, I am going to a party tomorrow night. Maybe I will even report on it later in my blog.
Now speaking of different kind of fun. Over time I ran in quite a few jokes about MBA. Some of them are actually funny. Here are just a few of my favorites:
You know you are an MBA when:
You think it is actually efficient to write a ten-page paper with six other people you do not know.
You believe you never have any problems in your life, just ‘issues’ and ‘improvement opportunities’.
You refer to your previous life as ‘my sunk costs.’
Your favorite artist is the one who does the dot drawings for the Wall Street Journal.
You decided the only way to afford a house is to call your fellow alumni and offer to name a room after them if they help with the down payment.
Your ‘deliverable’ for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
And since I am in part-time MBA program myself, I find these two YouTube videos particularly funny:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Some more of these jokes could be found here.
A cowboy walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Bring me some coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure, coming right up.” He gets the cowboy a big mug of coffee, and the cowboy drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the cowboy returns, with a bucket of manure and a shortgun again. He walks up to the counter and asks for coffee. The waiter says, “Whoa, Dude! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?” The cowboy answers: “I am getting ready to go for my MBA, so after that I could qualify for an executive position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
The Mexican replied, “Only a little while, senor.”
The American then asked, “Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more fish?”
The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.
The American then asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor.”
The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”
The Mexican fisherman asked, “But senor, how long will this all take?”
To which the American replied, “15-20 years.”
“But what then, senor?”
The American laughed and said, “That’s the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”
“Millions, senor? Then what?”
The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.”
Today in Global Perspectives class professor was seemingly glowing when he broke a news. Turned out that Financial Times published their Global MBA Rankings 2010 just two days ago on January 25. MBA program at GWSB climbed from position 71 to 57 among top 100 MBA programs worldwide. What he was even more proud of was that in a separate ranking of Top Schools by Subject George Washington University MBA program ranked #5 in Top 10 programs for International Business. The reason for his being especially happy about the ranking in International Business section is that it is probably in great part credited to the success of the department he is working at.
I mentioned before in one of the posts that rankings are quite helpful in getting preliminary information about schools and sizing up the programs. But once that information is analyzed, one needs to look beyond the rankings and find the best match for him/herself, based on personal goals and circumstances, not purely the rankings. At any rate, this news is a nice validation for all of us in GWSB.
The Financial Times Global MBA rankings is one of the three most recognized rankings of MBA programs in the USA. The FT rankings are taking more global outlook, instead of looking only at the US business schools. Just as the professor mentioned in the first lecture on Global Perspectives. The other two rankings are mostly recognized for rankings of domestic business schools:
I guess this new ranking will be celebrated and touted in the school now. But the real moral of the story is:
Heed to your professor’s advice when he is prompting you to subscribe for Financial Times and you will never be two days behind on a good news
Attend the lectures, and you will be up to speed on most important news you might have accidentally missed.
Edited 2/1/2010: Today businessbecause.com caught up on the Global MBA Ranking from Financial Times with a review on losers and winners, and some comparisons between the schools in various regions of the world.
This week I am feeling quite satisfied with my preparation for classes. This is actually first time in this Spring module that I was able to study and work through most of the material assigned to homework. The keyword here is most. The important part of the MBA experience is to work under pressure and prioritize.
Arguably, the MBA courses in all reputable business schools are designed in such a way that students cannot possibly work through every single assignment they are given. This is a built-in component of the curriculum in order to train business leaders and business managers ready to deal with the real-world environment. One needs to be able to identify the most relevant and important focal points within every assignment and concentrate on them, because there is no time in the world, or at least in any reasonable person’s schedule, to go through all and everything assigned for homework.
This is especially true with the new format of the MBA program adopted at George Washington University School of Business for this academic year. Before this year there were regular 3-credit classes that ran for the whole semester. Now we have this modular system with courses worth 1.5 credits and lasting for 7 weeks only. The administration of the business school has of course their rationale for introducing the modular system. Regardless of whether that explanation valid or not, the modular system puts more pressure on both instructors and students.
I cannot argue on pros and cons on this matter since I only have been doing my MBA program after the modular system had already been introduced. So I don’t have relevant experience on before and after. But I have some common sense observations. Basically it boils down to doing more than half of the previous course learning in just half the time. Which inevitably shifts even more of the studying from the classroom time to self-study.
That said, I personally very concerned about getting something of real value, relevance and applicability from my MBA studies, not just the grades and eventually a diploma. So far I found all my courses quite relevant and of good application value. That’s why whenever I can (and it’s not often), I try to consume and work through as much of the material as possible.
This week was good in that regard. I have already finished required reading for both of my classes this week: Global Perspectives and Managerial Accounting. I worked on the required cases for both of them. I feel I have a reasonable grip on the concepts and ideas for both classes. I still will have time to work on additional problems for Managerial Accounting tomorrow night, and, very important – it’s not 3 in the morning yet, and I am ready to go to bed!
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